When's the last time you saw a band play a place that wasn't appropriate?

A place where RBR tall boys weren't on sale?

Where there were no skinny borderline she-males in extra small cowboy shirts?

You've heard the stories about how the Electric Eels used to go to blue collar bars and act queer just to fight or how Black Flag blazed a trail thru an unfriendly circuit of clubs.

OK... back to booking your "tour" on myspace.